St. Luke’s, Mooncup: Love your vagina (or literally whatever else you call it)

How many euphemisms for your genitalia can you come up with? If you can reach more than a dozen, obviously you think about this part of your body way too much, but that’s what the folks at London hot shop St. Luke’s have done in the name of advertising.

See, they asked Brits to send in as many slang terms for “vagina” as possible, as part of a campaign for Mooncup, a product that sounds like a name of a delightful single serving dessert, but it isn’t. They took the thousands(!) of submissions and boiled the best ones into a charming song.

Still, after all is said and done, as a guy I have to say isn’t it awfully nice to have a penis?