Fallon, Dairy Milk don’t have to take their clothes off

Of course everybody remembers the big names from the extensive works of Theodor “Dr. Seuss” Geisel: The Cat in the Hat, How The Grinch Stole Christmas, the riveting One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Blue Fish. But how many people remember The Sneetches and Other Stories? I’m specifically thinking of What Was I Scared Of?, a spooky tale of  someone running from a pair of pants “with no one inside them”.

That’s the first thing I thought of when I saw the latest spot by Fallon London for Dairy Milk’s Glass and a Half Full Productions. It features not just pants but a whole Salvation Army of old threads, getting down to a little Jermaine Stewart.

Unlike the Dr. Suess story, these clothes actually do have people inside them, but it’s still a little creepy. Not quite “Gorilla”, but better than that eyebrow one.