Hey weakling! The Weak Shop is just for you!

Are you constantly feeling weak and run-down? Do you sometimes not have the energy to lift your arms, walk, or even hold your head upright? If so, then DDB Vancouver has the solution for you! Introducing The Weak Shop, a brick-and-mortar and online store selling products for weak individuals.

What kinds of products does The Weak Shop sell? Check out these infomercials!

There’s the stylish and convenient Chair Pants…

…the practical Wallet Walker (complete with patented lipstick holder for the ladies)…

…the versatile (and strangely phallic) Food Lift…

…and the ridiculously impractical Support Hat!

Of course, the entire thing, the actual storefront in downtown Vancouver, the website, the videos, the products themselves, are all part of DDB’s latest campaign for the BC Dairy Foundation, designed to encourage people to drink more milk. But I dunno, they may be onto something with that Food Lift. Throw a few Quarter Pounders with Cheese in there and I wouldn’t have to take a lunch break.